What is up with my Nose?

My nose has taken on superhuman powers! Though I am told that this is quite normal I am still surprised at how well my li’l sniffer is working. I mean really, this can’t be normal! I can smell everything, even the things that are better left unsmelled. No matter how many times I scrub the toilet it still smells like a Port-A-Jon to me. Yesterday my fiancée and I weren’t feeling well (well…he wasn’t feeling well, I was just lazy) and neither one of us took a shower (gross I know, but sometimes…). I must have commented on how badly we stank a hundred times before he finally said that it was probably the superhuman sniffer because he couldn’t smell a thing. And let’s talk about the supermarket for a moment, shall we? I used to love the laundry detergent aisle, now it is so overbearingly sweet I have to hold my breath even if I’m just passing by. And, man, I can smell the meat department a mile away, lemme tell you there’s nothing like the odor of rotting flesh to put you in the mood for a steak! I usually love to wear perfume or scented body lotion of some kind, not any more. I put some perfume on Saturday night and to me it smelled as if I’d bathed in the stuff but my honey couldn’t even smell it. What the heck is up with my nose?